DeadRunner Jan 25, 2013 @ 5:16am
I feel screwed. But not the good kind of screwed. The other one. Yeah, you know the one.
1) Bought the game, but there's no sound. No music, no sfx, nothing. I keep getting the same popular error message everyone else has been getting:

Originally posted by Hotline Miami:
ERROR in
action number 1
of Create Event
for object objDevolver:



Error defining an external function.”

One time out of three, upon trying to start the game, the game will just shut itself off.
The other two times, if I try to quit the game, it won't let me. I have to start the Task Manager to force-quit.

Three times out of three, the game will take about 30-60 seconds to load, with the game logo plainly there in the middle of my screen.

Specs:
Windows 8 Professional with Media Center, 64-bit
i7-3630QM @ 2.4Ghz
12 Gb of RAM
1 Tb HDD
Intel HD Graphics 4000
nVidia GeForce GT 630M
IDT High Definition Audio Codec

I've tried uninstalling, re-installing, installing .NET 3.5, .NET 4.5, installing Visual C++ Redistributable 2010, 2012, more recent versions of 2010 from Microsoft's website, the version of 2010 that came with the game, no impact. I don't have any printers installed. I've tried rubbing my belly and patting my head at the same time. I've even tried holding my breath, and swearing loudly: nothing works.

2) Bought the soundtrack, but then found out it already comes with the game and I could have gotten it from the artists' websites for free. I paid twice as much for the soundtrack as I did the game. What do they call it when someone charges you for something you already own, and you could get for free elsewhere if you really wanted to?

3) The soundtrack is missing the track Vengeance by Perturbator.

4) Does Steam do refunds? I think Steam should do refunds. Please do refunds? Look, I know the developer is broke(n?), but I don't see how screwing me out of money is the right way to go here. Maybe make the game not broken and not bilk unknowing, unsuspecting, and hapless dullards such as myself out of their hard-earned money for a game that won't work and a soundtrack that already comes with the game. There are other ways of getting my money. Like pretending to be a Nigerian prince or something. That seems more honest, and requires less work. Just saying.

Thanks for restoring my faith in Indie games. Really. Hate on mass-market, AAA publishers all you want, they tend to do a better job with QA.

Now somebody get me my money back for the soundtrack, and a functional game, and let's put all of this behind us.

Nower rather than sooner.
Last edited by DeadRunner; Jan 25, 2013 @ 4:56pm
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Purple Tentacle Jan 25, 2013 @ 5:40am 
I'm starting to seriously doubt that we'll ever get a fully functional version of Hotline Miami. GameMaker at its core is a buggy, outdated piece of crap (the vast majority of crashes are in Hotline Miami's use of the dmsynth.dll, a library using Windows functions that have been deprecated for over a decade!) and that's what was used to create Hotline Miami. Unless the engine is fixed or it's ported to a different engine (and some very dedicated game developers have actually done that with their games, see VVVVVV or 1000 Amps) there is little hope that it will ever run properly on a huge amount of systems.

Dennation however, appears to have already left Hotline Miami behind and are currently working on the sequel (and I seriously hope that one will not use GameMaker again). There never was a proper fix for any of the major bugs, not dmsynth, not the ridiculous spooler conflicts nothing (some half-♥♥♥♥♥ and semi-working workarounds, but no actual fixes) ... but considering that these are most likely bugs in GameMaker it's probably out of their hands anyways.

I also see absolutely no reason for your "I know the developer is broke" statement, Dennation should be doing quite well financially as far as I know. Despite its bugs, Hotline Miami is a huge commercial success (as it should be, without the bugs it would be an utterly amazing game), one that is rare in the indie gaming world. The ROI for Hotline Miami should be enormous.

Regarding the soundtrack ... well, yeah, I get where you're coming from but at least a good chunk of the profits from that is going directly to the musicians responsible for the soundtrack, and they are probably the most deserving in this whole mess.
Last edited by Purple Tentacle; Jan 25, 2013 @ 5:45am
DeadRunner Jan 25, 2013 @ 6:23am 
The developer has moved on? This does wonders for my abandonment issues, and trust issues.
[S] Kodama Jan 25, 2013 @ 7:58am 
disable steamworks and steam adds (or how they're called)
Last edited by [S] Kodama; Jan 25, 2013 @ 5:01pm
Woof Woof Jan 25, 2013 @ 8:32am 
I beat the game yesterday. everythings been working fine.

Today I have sound issues and the game freezes on my first click on the mouse, pretty gewd.
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