Verfasst: 26. November
I think it's time for me (V-100 and 650 hrs) to share my opinion to starting heisters.
So, is the real life 2 hard 4 you? The kids beating you up in the school, and your parents always telling you that you was an mistake of torn condom? Do you want to change your life and become an alfa boi and take revenge against system? THEN THIS GAME IS FOR YOU, BUDDY!
PAYDAY 2 is four-players action shooter that takes place in Washington DC, which banks and other money-smelling places was ready just for getting robbed by you. But the cops there don't want you to steal even the rock - they will send to you about 500 law enforcers, because the city itself have super womans - each one can birth about 50-childs per day, and when they grow in 5 minutes they wish to be a cop and become skulldozer.
You might ask why is it called endless replayability? The keycard, for example, may spawn in the different place, like on another chair next to other chair that has keycard lying there last time! HOLY SH!T, this is so unpredictable!
Also you can customize your mask like you want - you can wear pig mask (if you have Miami DLC) and troll Ukrainian players, or you can just wear glasses - cops won't recognize you anyway.
The missions can be completed in two simple ways:
1) Alfa-loud: shoot everything you see and be the top mlg player, fix the broken drilldos, get sniped a lot of times and blame your team cuz they r nubs, run separately from your crew and finally - kick all players at the end of the map cuz they did nothing to help you;
2)Omega-stealth way: If you are a pussу and dont want to bring the heat this choice is for you; Things are simple - every stealthable mission have hightly-trained security guards, which ignores the blood-stains on the walls but calls the real police if they see opened fuсking curcuit boxes or broken windows. The civilians in DC is extrasensitive - they can see you even if you sit crouched in a corner far away from their back, probably thats the secret program which is testing in game to make people mutants and have eyes in their аsses. Anyway, they ignore blood too, probably its very common thing there, but if they see a bag with drilldo or the money they will start panic and the chain reaction will be: other civi will spot feared civi and be like " OH SHIET THAT GUY IS SCARED OF SOMETHING,OMFG, CALL THE ROYAL POLICE, QUICK!". So you need a lot of patience, and dont forget to kick everybody again in the end of mission, cuz u r the top mlg pussу hunter, u did it solo, screenshot it but hide the chat kick-messages first.
The skill system allows you to set your style of the game, for example:
: Revive your fallen crew members with shout, be an alfa boi and dominate pussу law enforcers, then rage a lot when team-mates instantly kills them;
: O ye, armor feels good, im big boi, ooo, 100 cops there, i should go there and rek them cuz im invulner...AAH SHIET HALP ME U NUBS "[PRO]STALKER2004 Is downed!" "[PRO]STALKER2004 Is in custody" "[PRO]STALKER2004 disconnected"
: Impress the other school-boys with your swaggy tripmines! You can place all of your tripmines around the walls to make super-cool beam party and get downed by a team-mate shooted at it! JUST WOW! Also you can use them as C4 : just aim at the door you want to breach and place on it about 5-6 tripmines, like experienced players with level 0-40 does; What? it didnt blowed up? Then fuc dis geim its not realistic im going in cod;
: This skilltree is all about stealth: the ecm jammer deployable can block wireless things like cellphones and pagers AND EVEN FUСKING WIRED CAMERAS; you can upgrade your ecm to open certain doors and even ear-rаpe all who stays near it for a short time so you can escape the heat if u fukt up stealth and blaming your team;
: This new skill tree offers you survival skills in which you can even (FIXED) get 100% dodge chance and get your аss kicked for suspected hacking. Deploy first aid kit and heal yourself as fast as you can if you have about 95% health, or you will die from that shield in normal difficulty;
You can even be an undercover cop, like in Sleeping Dogs! Just throw all loot-bags to your S.W.A.T. buddies or throw in the sea (Watchdogs map), kill as many civilians as you can so the Heavy-Response Units will arrive (bulldozers mostly), take the drilldo bag and carry it for a long time until that rascal heisters will die, join the stealth games and shoot around to tell guards to call backup and then disconnect, but anything good you will do
- the cops will try to shoot you too, because they care about your undercover so your team-mates will think you are new player, not a rat.
Have you just reached V-100 level? Well, its hard time for you coming, buddy: get you booty kicked a lot of times from I-69 host lobbies for suspected hacking, or get blamed for the whole crew getting down even if you just joined the server, and etc.
The number of cheaters in this game is growing, especially the ones with that new DLC hack, i hope volvo and overheal will fix it soon (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
The game itself is time-consuming, oftenly updating with 4 gb per update (if u have shadow mod, readable nodes in election day and big oil, and etc). If you have friend to play with - this game is for you, but try to never play in public (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .
-10/10, strongly would commend, best bag-tossing simulator 2014 award.
Thanks for reading, good luck (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)