Horrible Game, Don't waste your time

[Drain]

This is a very cheap/lazy/♥♥♥♥♥♥ port of a console game. It looks ugly. It has horrible controls. And it's a bad game on its own merit. Horrible story/acting/characters/etc and absolutely linear, with no co op or any kind of replayability. Pretty much everything that a game could do wrong, this game does. I'm surprised it worked, so give it 1/10 for that? But if I played it longer, I bet I would have gotten crashes or freezes too. This was the worst PoS port I played in a while. And they want 40$ for this trash. It can't even measure up to Overlord, a bad 2007 game now valued at 5$. Go get that or something similar instead. Hell, get Darksiders. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUCH compared to this. It should have been 20$ at most, because there is almost nothing of value here.

[Weird Asian]

i think i paid 10 euro for it (whats that like 15$ or something) and i think it was worth it at that price, i don't care about co-op doesnt even raise points for me if it were there. i think it looks somewhat nice on highest settings. played for couple hours, zero freezes/crashes. the gameplay is pretty nice, it's different. though it's ridiculously difficult at the hardest setting.
also on a side note, overlord was pretty good.

[Shadow on the Sun]

Well the fact that the store page does not have a gameplay video tells me everything I need to know. But I have to dispute that Overlord is a bad game-- Overlord is awesome! Darksiders is boring as hell.

[EADGBE]

I always love seeing Europeans write dollar amounts with the $ after the number instead of before. It reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XSeFVWqCXA

[PsychoBush]

Messaggio originale di gregsuarez:

I always love seeing Europeans write dollar amounts with the $ after the number instead of before. It reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XSeFVWqCXA

Which countrys uses the money signal after the number anyway?

[DariusOne]

Messaggio originale di FTP:

Which countrys uses the money signal after the number anyway?

The ones that are doing it right... Yeah this is not worth arguing about is it.

But according to wikipedia:

When writing currency amounts the location of the sign varies by currency. Many currencies, especially in Latin America and the English-speaking world, place it before the amount (e.g., R$50,00); many others place it after the amount (e.g., 50.00 S₣);; and the Cape Verdean escudo, like the former Portuguese escudo and French franc, placed its sign in the decimal position (i.e., 20$00)

So plenty of people using it either way, except some dumb♥♥♥♥s use it in the middle(maybe not anymore tho, this is wikipedia we are pulling info out after all).

[PearlJammer]

Messaggio originale di gregsuarez:

I always love seeing Europeans write dollar amounts with the $ after the number instead of before. It reminds me of this:

You sure sound like the kind of guy who has to much free time on his hands....

[The Wimdy Fox]

my god dude...

first darksiders was an excellent game
second overlord was badass as all hell
third this game may have problems in the BEGINNING but it gets much better later on once you unlock a few new skills and gear. this guy is just a troll look up this game on some REAL review sites and you will see what im talking about.

[Drain]

"real" review sites? When did I ever say my thread on a forum was one? But I feel I should share this video now. Here you go. Everything you need to know about this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3JoVm01dPM
Funny though that my thread, made months ago, doesn't get any hate until the PoS game goes on sale again.

[ChunkyMonkey]

Messaggio originale di Drain:

This is a very cheap/lazy/♥♥♥♥♥♥ port of a console game. It looks ugly. It has horrible controls. And it's a bad game on its own merit. Horrible story/acting/characters/etc and absolutely linear, with no co op or any kind of replayability. Pretty much everything that a game could do wrong, this game does. I'm surprised it worked, so give it 1/10 for that? But if I played it longer, I bet I would have gotten crashes or freezes too. This was the worst PoS port I played in a while. And they want 40$ for this trash. It can't even measure up to Overlord, a bad 2007 game now valued at 5$. Go get that or something similar instead. Hell, get Darksiders. It's ♥♥♥♥ing BUCH compared to this. It should have been 20$ at most, because there is almost nothing of value here.

Look man you need to learn to describe what you are trying to tell us. Simply saying "this is horrible" and "that is horrible" is same as saying "I don't like it" Explain why in more detail, or your post is just wasted troll attempt.

[Drain]

Messaggio originale di Yura Welcome:

Messaggio originale di Drain:

This is a very cheap/lazy/♥♥♥♥♥♥ port of a console game. It looks ugly. It has horrible controls. And it's a bad game on its own merit. Horrible story/acting/characters/etc and absolutely linear, with no co op or any kind of replayability. Pretty much everything that a game could do wrong, this game does. I'm surprised it worked, so give it 1/10 for that? But if I played it longer, I bet I would have gotten crashes or freezes too. This was the worst PoS port I played in a while. And they want 40$ for this trash. It can't even measure up to Overlord, a bad 2007 game now valued at 5$. Go get that or something similar instead. Hell, get Darksiders. It's ♥♥♥♥ing BUCH compared to this. It should have been 20$ at most, because there is almost nothing of value here.

Look man you need to learn to describe what you are trying to tell us. Simply saying "this is horrible" and "that is horrible" is same as saying "I don't like it" Explain why in more detail, or your post is just wasted troll attempt.

If you need more than what I said, watch a video like what I linked or go read a review. That would make more sense than calling it a "troll attempt". I don't bother to type much in threads like that(it's 2 months old. No idea why you waited until now to QQ about it) because they usually get deleted, like my thread of Operation Racoon City did.
^ There's a wasted troll attempt for you; a needless response to an already worthless post.

[ChunkyMonkey]

Messaggio originale di Drain:

Messaggio originale di Yura Welcome:

Look man you need to learn to describe what you are trying to tell us. Simply saying "this is horrible" and "that is horrible" is same as saying "I don't like it" Explain why in more detail, or your post is just wasted troll attempt.

If you need more than what I said, watch a video like what I linked or go read a review. That would make more sense than calling it a "troll attempt". I don't bother to type much in threads like that(it's 2 months old. No idea why you waited until now to QQ about it) because they usually get deleted, like my thread of Operation Racoon City did.
^ There's a wasted troll attempt for you; a needless response to an already worthless post.

I commented just now because the game is on sale today and there are many threads in this forum asking whether the game is good or bad.

[Cygnus]

I thought people reviewed games they know how to play,instead we have someone whinning and fumbling about the game because he has no idea how to play it.
I dont own or care much about this game but that review is hidiouse.

Just a guy pissing moaning learning the interface while we sit there listening to a bunch of sarcastic remarks.....its not even a review, its just a bunch of smartassed remarks.

[SaltyMilk]

read Jim Sterlings reveiw for this i thought it was fair and he did point out the games flaws, he did give it a 8/10 and seems like a tuff shell

[MASSACRELove]

i played this game on the console people say that this version is a terrible port let me tell you it's not any better on console the combat is awful the voice aciting is terrible the story is great but 2 minutes in and the Orc starts swearing i checked out not worth wasting time on

[I see you]

i never buy this game not for 1 Doller,sorry no