'Oranges Feb 13, 2013 @ 7:38pm
F*cking awful.
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME.

I bought Thirty Flights of Loving after reading all these rave reviews that made it look like the indie hit of the century, only to find out that it's nothing more than TEN MINUTES of blocky, linear, featureless, vapid garbage.

Hell, I thought Portal was short, but least Portal was fun to play (and still lasted 15 times longer)! By contrast, Thirty Flights of Loving was literally the worst game I've ever played in my entire life. I've never felt the need to make that claim before, but for this one, it's well deserved. You might as well spend your $5 on a vibrator, because this game f*cks you.

I'd imagine that this game's target audience is hipster art school dropouts who have never played video games before, but truthfully, I can't imagine anybody anywhere getting even the slightest twinge of enjoyment or satisfaction from it.
Last edited by 'Oranges; Feb 13, 2013 @ 7:47pm
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ProjectRandom May 16, 2013 @ 2:14am 
you just dont understand. go back to mainstream
Piderman May 27, 2013 @ 11:24pm 
I'm no hipster and I liked this game. I bought it because I loved gravity bone so much. I think you should have done more research before you bought it. Didn't you read the review "Does in 13 minutes what most games can't do in 13 hours"? That rung a loud bell in my head, but everyone said it had great narrative. Luckily for me, I also read on it's steam page that it was the sequel to Gravity Bone which was free. Using it as a demo I knew that I would like this game.
Lostedge Jul 16, 2013 @ 9:33pm 
Originally posted by cwjakesteel:
Luckily for me, I also read on it's steam page that it was the sequel to Gravity Bone which was free. Using it as a demo I knew that I would like this game.

Funny thing is that Gravity Bone is longer and has more gameplay.
Mr. Fishy Jul 16, 2013 @ 11:17pm 
Originally posted by Agent J:
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME.

I bought Thirty Flights of Loving after reading all these rave reviews that made it look like the indie hit of the century, only to find out that it's nothing more than TEN MINUTES of blocky, linear, featureless, vapid garbage.

Hell, I thought Portal was short, but least Portal was fun to play (and still lasted 15 times longer)! By contrast, Thirty Flights of Loving was literally the worst game I've ever played in my entire life. I've never felt the need to make that claim before, but for this one, it's well deserved. You might as well spend your $5 on a vibrator, because this game f*cks you.

I'd imagine that this game's target audience is hipster art school dropouts who have never played video games before, but truthfully, I can't imagine anybody anywhere getting even the slightest twinge of enjoyment or satisfaction from it.
I got satisfaction from this game. Just because it's not your type of game doesn't make it bad. This game has provided me information to use in games and development for games, provided me a fun and interesting story that even to this day I tend to look back and think about. If you have an issue with the game then it's because you don't like this type of game, it doesn't make it a scam or that it's bad. You just hate games that have lots of replayablity and little shooting.
Dynamite St. Petersberg Jul 21, 2013 @ 3:02pm 
This game has Gravity Bone included in it. You just have to hit escape, go to campaign, then click Gravity Bone. I don't know if they added this since OP bought the game, but I found it.
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