Nyu Media Nov 13, 2012 @ 4:59pm
[Steam Codes for Grabs!] CTHCC One-liner Contest!
Alrighty, guys. In the spirit of Cherry Tree High Comedy Club & to celebrate CTHCC's Steam release, let's have ourselves a one-liner joke contest!

How to enter: Reply to this thread with the best **one-liner** joke you have by 12pm PST this Friday, Nov 16th. (NB: Multi-line jokes will be disqualified!)

Prizes: The forum grinmeisters with the 3 winning jokes will each receive a Steam code for the Nyu Media game of their choice from below list:

* SATAZIUS Store page worth $5.99!
* The eXceed Collection Store page worth $9.99!
* ETHER VAPOR Remaster Store page worth $7.99!
* Fairy Bloom Freesia Store page worth $7.99!
* Cherry Tree High Comedy Club Store page worth $7.99!

Judging: EVERYONE(!), please reply to the thread and quote any joke you think should be in with a shot of winning! Feel free to vote for multiple jokes.

Rules!
+ One entry per user. Give us your best!
+ No 18+ or otherwise offensive jokes, please! Offenders will be deleted.
+ Winners will be picked and announced on this thread on Friday Nov 16th after 12pm PST.
* Rules may be added or amended as the contest progresses!

Easy as that! Okay, let's make with the funnies!!


*** ONE LAST THING ***! Please vote for Eryi's Action on Steam Greenlight!!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92915524
Last edited by Nyu Media; Nov 14, 2012 @ 12:35pm
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MintMania2DX Nov 13, 2012 @ 5:14pm 
Hopefully this thread will pick up... steam!
Dweezy (picoPWR) Nov 13, 2012 @ 5:16pm 
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
zulux21 Nov 13, 2012 @ 5:30pm 
Do not argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Bunneh Nov 13, 2012 @ 5:52pm 
One who stands on the toilet is high on pot.
★Nuclear~Vodka★ Nov 13, 2012 @ 5:55pm 
Nobody's perfect, i'm a nobody. :)
StriveMind Nov 13, 2012 @ 5:57pm 
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Nyu Media Nov 13, 2012 @ 6:54pm 
Oh, what the heck:

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
Jollyfooted Mikiroon Nov 13, 2012 @ 7:02pm 
Any talentless hack could win a contest like this, vote for me and I'll prove it.
burnpsy Nov 13, 2012 @ 7:07pm 
I know your name's not "Sure", so why are you telling me you're sure? :p
Be Myself Nov 13, 2012 @ 7:17pm 
I used to be a spammer, then i took a banhammer to the nick.
mezzy Nov 13, 2012 @ 7:31pm 
Two zombies are eating a clown, one looks at the other and says guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, because zombies can't talk, silly. Everyone knows that.
xplodepants Nov 13, 2012 @ 7:52pm 
I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
cgngreenbadass007 Nov 13, 2012 @ 10:52pm 
Yum nothing tastes better than free food.
Cirno Nov 14, 2012 @ 4:49am 
Originally posted by Dweezy (Twitter: @picoPWR):
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!


Originally posted by xplodepants:
I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.


Why shouldn't you be friends with Hungarian Buddhists? Because they're Buddha pests.
diRtyPM Nov 14, 2012 @ 6:59am 
Originally posted by Adol the Red:
One who stands on the toilet is high on pot.

Not a poke for infants.
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