Abortion Mini Game: Impossible

[FastEddy]

On the second part where you have to rotate the left analog stick to dilate randy. I'm using an xbox 360 controller and ive been trying for like 20 minutes- this ♥♥♥♥ is retarded

[Jack Burton]

I know right, atleast with the 2nd step of the anal probing I could switch to keyboard to mash faster. I don't even know what the ♥♥♥♥ to do on second step.

[FastEddy]

my left stick has actually started squeaking after trying this so many different ways, this game's QTE's are preposterous patch pls

[FastEddy]

bumping, i saw a video of someone doing it and it works within a few seconds, wtf am i doing wrong are you supposed to time it or something

[Fincheroo]

I just had this problem and fixed it by shutting down the game, switching to my keyboard and mouse, and completed the mini-game with that; no problems whatsoever. Hope it works for y'all!

[FailoFishy]

bump i can't get this to work either :\ ♥♥♥♥

EDIT: after looking around i ended up switching to keyboard controller for that mini-game is not working properly took 2.5 sec with keyboard :\

[SirBlankets69]

ahaha " atleast with the 2nd step of the anal probing I could switch to keyboard to mash faster." Funny conversation for such a casual evening.

[Agent37]

i'm not even pressing any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keys and it forces randy to start bleeding wtf is wrong with this game'

[FlyRyan]

I figured it out. The trick to this is to do the stick rotation as FAST as possible. Keep doing it until the vacuum comes out.

[Frank Wayne]

(FACEPALM)

[fil]

I just kept doing it, but then Randy also dies.. Why doesnt work it? I dont get the vacuum comes.. Come on it is such a great game, except of this scene -.-

[Schroff]

I'm not sure what's the problem but I finished those sequences quickly .. just follow the onscreen instruction. if your controller is giving you trouble then switch to KBM or vice-versa.

[fil]

I use my keyboard and it says I have to press A and D very fast. Then, Randy says something and my character just go on and a few seconds later, Randy bleeds

[Muedi]

This has almost destroyed the game for me. I was really enjoying it until this POS mini-game.
I've spent nearly 2 hours trying to get past the 2nd part of the mini-game using a controller and it wasn't until I read this post that I managed to complete it (by swapping to keyboard control) and get on to the 3rd part.
I wonder if it's this bad on the PS3 and Xbox? and if it's not, then why the hell is it impossible on the pc using an xbox controller?

[Moon Rabbit]

Well if the vacuum sequence is anything on keyboard as it is on controller, you hold it to the right or left, until it prompts you to quickly to hold the opposite direction.

So on a gamepad, you hold the left analog left....and then when it prompts you quickly slam it to the right, hold it there, then slam it to the left. You do that a few times and you're done.

Try doing that with A and D. Hold D until prompted than switch to A.

[Moon Rabbit]

1. Wait for the needle to hover over the middle, then hit button.
2. Spin analog stick fast.
3. Hold analog stick right or left than switch.