Iranian Gigolo Mar 9, 2013 @ 9:56pm
NO ONE PLAYS THIS GAME!
No one plays this game, ontop of that the way you join multiplayer games is dumb as hell. (no list of servers or lobbies you just click find server and hope to god that something comes up. Assuming you do even find a game you're stuck in a lobby with what appears to be an AFK host since no one ever joins or stays long enough to actually start a damn game. ontop of that there's no chat windows to type messages, only voice chat... umm... what if we don't own a mic oh all knowling & lazy game developers?! What a bogus game. I don't care if my money went to a good cause this game is half ♥♥♥♥♥. I feel like I could have pirated it and still got the same multiplayer experience... ugh...
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xenzeno Mar 9, 2013 @ 10:22pm 
You need to find people to play with...but singleplayer is good aswell :D
You could get an XBOX controller , plug it into ur PC and then play local multiplayer with ur family and friends on one computer :D
Leon-037 Mar 10, 2013 @ 12:11am 
So first of all, based on the current time and date, you've only played the game for 0.6 hours and you're already complaining you can't find a game? Second, it's an indie game. Stop expecting for people to wait on you hand and foot so they can play a game with you. You complain and whine like a child that no one is hosting because you're just like everyone else, too lazy to host their own damn game and wait a minute for people to join. Yet, you take it out on the developers that they're lazy. Good job, hypocrite. Sure, there might not be a text chat in-game but headsets aren't expensive either and it's a common way. Just organize a day with your friends on Steam and play there if you want to use a damn text chat. Grow up.
Iranian Gigolo Mar 10, 2013 @ 3:08am 
Thanks X3n, I didn't know you could actually play 4 player on one screen seeing as how thats a dying breed of gaming these days as how gaming companies want everyone to buy their own copy in order to play with each other. As for you Leon, I didn't buy a game to sit on my ♥♥♥ waiting more than playing. Also I don't want to play the single player by myself because I don't want to ruin the play value when I go through it with other people hence the .6 hours of gameplay which by the way was spent doing nothing but waiting and not playing. It's not a matter of wether or not I can afford to buy a pair of $10 headsets. Believe me I own a pair of headsets. but lets look at the statistics, how many people own a keyboard mmmm.... probably 99.99% of PC users. Now how many people own headsets? Less than that seeing as how a headset isn't necessary in order to run a PC compared to a keyboard. so if I was a developer I think I would incorporate a text chat before tryign to incorporate a voice chat... Don't tell me to go out and buy things in order make gamse work, especially if the game doesn't warn you that a headset is the only means of communication ingame before you actually purchase the game as part of the system requirment. That's like telling me I should have gone out and bought a better graphics card in order to make a game work without it telling me that my current graphics card isn't up to par as part of the system requirements. I payed for this game in order to play with randoms, if I wanted to play with friends I would have told them all to pirate it and did it that way just like I mentioned before. As stated before, I regret not pirating this game. A warning to anyone who's looking to purchase this game; pirate it!
Leon-037 Mar 10, 2013 @ 5:03pm 
Again, it's an indie game. You're expecting as if someone is always going to be hosting a game a play. Some games are more popular than others. Yes, more people have keyboards than a headset and yes, a text chat would of been nice. If you're going to use the logic that there is not enough people in an indie game to play with, you might as well not ever buy another indie game ever.
UltraFlyingTaco Mar 10, 2013 @ 6:23pm 
multiplayer doesn't work in a pirated game.
Jetraysr Mar 10, 2013 @ 6:45pm 
Originally posted by Leon-037:
So first of all, based on the current time and date, you've only played the game for 0.6 hours and you're already complaining you can't find a game? Second, it's an indie game. Stop expecting for people to wait on you hand and foot so they can play a game with you. You complain and whine like a child that no one is hosting because you're just like everyone else, too lazy to host their own damn game and wait a minute for people to join. Yet, you take it out on the developers that they're lazy. Good job, hypocrite. Sure, there might not be a text chat in-game but headsets aren't expensive either and it's a common way. Just organize a day with your friends on Steam and play there if you want to use a damn text chat. Grow up.
Bravo! I adore Your Insult!!!
Trickster! ❤ Mar 15, 2013 @ 11:14am 
1. Make friends.
2. Tell 'em to buy CC.
3. Play.

Now you always have a full lobby. =3 But about the text chat and everything: yeah, I think the developers could have done a much better job porting it to the PC. They basically made the game keyboard-enabled and left it at that. Even their "Controls" section still shows an XBox controller. So useless. X) Ah well, still a wonderful game if you can get into it with a couple friends.
verbalase Mar 15, 2013 @ 11:29am 
I'd play but the damn game runs really slow on my computer. >_<
Cunin Mar 18, 2013 @ 7:17pm 
"it's an indie game" is used too often as an excuse for poor development.
It doesn't matter if it's indie or not, this game is not free, it's a commercial game and one should expect a certain degree of support and quality, and both are lacking in this product.
The fact that people like it doesn't mean it's a well developed game. People uses Windows (me too), despite it being the worst OS ever made.

I'm pretty sure this game's online MP didn't die because jesus wanted it to die, but because people got frustrated at asking to fix common problems and lack of features, but got silence in return.
Now, if you think waiting hours to play a game, or needing to get a group up and organize games days before is good for you then ok, but I don't have time for that, and when I have 30 minutes free I just want to play a game. Life is too short to stare at a monitor.

It's not like I really want to play this online and, to be honest, I didn't even try to play with random people, but I hate when people loves something so blindly that can't see its faults.

You should grow up and learn that not everyone has your same needs and tastes.
figetthefighter Mar 19, 2013 @ 3:48am 
Hey! i do
_VEC_TOR_ Mar 19, 2013 @ 8:50pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is the most best game in history.
_VEC_TOR_ Mar 19, 2013 @ 8:50pm 
bull shi t
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