Ranger.Danger Oct 29, 2013 @ 7:45pm
You know you have seen it all when..... Pt.2
Seeing how freaking awesome the thread was last time i posted it lets do it again!
You know you have seen it all when the kingdom of Aquataine splits off from France the kingdom of Brittany forms (me) and have sexy three way fighting over Francia and then the kings of Lotharingia and Castille join in
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Trot Oct 29, 2013 @ 7:49pm 
When Byzantium is Muslim with agnatic open laws. And it is lead by a female.
When there are two kingdoms of castile peacfully coexisting
Ranger.Danger Oct 29, 2013 @ 7:51pm 
When the kingdoms of Bavaria and east francia convert to the Fraticelli heresy and cause a Karling mini schism
Mc Blavak Oct 30, 2013 @ 7:29am 
When the empire of France take over Byzantium and splits up later to have a catholic empress.
OH and the Qarids (or whatever schia Jerusalem is) have near 200 000 troops befor the year 1000 and just dominate the middle east and anatolia...
markdb92 Oct 30, 2013 @ 10:15am 
When the pagans Upsurt the Eastern Roman title.
Leb Oct 30, 2013 @ 1:08pm 
When a Black-Scottish Mac Ailpin is empire of Mali (thanks to me!)
kinnerful Oct 30, 2013 @ 7:08pm 
Originally posted by Trot:
When Byzantium is Muslim with agnatic open laws. And it is lead by a female.
When there are two kingdoms of castile peacfully coexisting
How is the first case possible? You have a empress who converted?
markdb92 Oct 30, 2013 @ 8:18pm 
Originally posted by kinnerful:
Originally posted by Trot:
When Byzantium is Muslim with agnatic open laws. And it is lead by a female.
When there are two kingdoms of castile peacfully coexisting
How is the first case possible? You have a empress who converted?

Maybe when heir happens to be muslim and lady and she was forced to convert during capture.

And then later daddy dies and she inherts
DutchMandarin Oct 30, 2013 @ 8:24pm 
When the Holy Roman Empire has so many civil wars and such a messed up succession from one ruler to the next that it ceases to exist.
Vargo Hoat Oct 30, 2013 @ 8:26pm 
When I restore the Roman Empire as Byzantium and battle my rivals the heretical Catholic HRE
Lightsong Nov 5, 2013 @ 11:38am 
When I ruthlessly create the kingdom of sicily, starting as a count, by the time my grandaughter rolls around under the protection of the Kingdom of Italy, then HRE (starting Old Gods). Then I marry my daughter matralinally (sp?) to the youngest brother of the heir to the Byzantine empire. I cleverly plot and get rid of all of them making my son-in-law emperor. I make sure to support him in his reign, My grandaughter pops out and because my son-in-law loved me because of how much I supporter our alliance, he let me educate his daughter :) Yay for no bad traits! Then...the best part, did I mention that for that two month time that my son-in-law was in my court I made him catholic? The whole BE turned catholic. WEWT!!!!! Anyway, my laws were elective so I made the grandaughter of my grandaughter my heir causing the Kingdom of Sicily to leave the hands of the dirty HRE and making me the Empress of the Byzantine Empire of almost the entire de jure land, and being catholic.

One of the craziest things I've seen that I didn't do was when I was emperor of Hispania controlling Hispania,france, england, norway, hungary, swerbia, croatia, lithuania..lots of crap, and somehow through some marraige between the HRE and the mongols...the mongols became CATHOLIC. That's right, CATHOLIC!!! I didn't even notice it until I wanted to check the state of the pagans and I saw a big CATHOLIC running over the mongol territory, i did some family line checking and my thoughts were "what the heck happened here??????". A Catholic Mongol Empire, thought I'd never see and I didn't even make it happen :(
S1acker4Life247 Nov 5, 2013 @ 3:51pm 
when you find a cat and kick it causing it to maim you. it also helps to have the voice of jesus so that when the gates of hell open up you can feel better sacrificing your kid... to not close the gate >.>
Ranger.Danger Nov 5, 2013 @ 4:23pm 
Originally posted by nwykstra:
When I ruthlessly create the kingdom of sicily, starting as a count, by the time my grandaughter rolls around under the protection of the Kingdom of Italy, then HRE (starting Old Gods). Then I marry my daughter matralinally (sp?) to the youngest brother of the heir to the Byzantine empire. I cleverly plot and get rid of all of them making my son-in-law emperor. I make sure to support him in his reign, My grandaughter pops out and because my son-in-law loved me because of how much I supporter our alliance, he let me educate his daughter :) Yay for no bad traits! Then...the best part, did I mention that for that two month time that my son-in-law was in my court I made him catholic? The whole BE turned catholic. WEWT!!!!! Anyway, my laws were elective so I made the grandaughter of my grandaughter my heir causing the Kingdom of Sicily to leave the hands of the dirty HRE and making me the Empress of the Byzantine Empire of almost the entire de jure land, and being catholic.

One of the craziest things I've seen that I didn't do was when I was emperor of Hispania controlling Hispania,france, england, norway, hungary, swerbia, croatia, lithuania..lots of crap, and somehow through some marraige between the HRE and the mongols...the mongols became CATHOLIC. That's right, CATHOLIC!!! I didn't even notice it until I wanted to check the state of the pagans and I saw a big CATHOLIC running over the mongol territory, i did some family line checking and my thoughts were "what the heck happened here??????". A Catholic Mongol Empire, thought I'd never see and I didn't even make it happen :(

The mongols convert to other religons all the time
Lightsong Nov 6, 2013 @ 8:10am 
I didn't know that. I was hoping to roflstomp them with my 300k levy and tons of retinues, but when I realized they had converted it made the game less fun.
Knight of the order of Fail Nov 7, 2013 @ 9:37am 
Well I was playing as the HRE (custom dynasty, first destroyed it the rebuilt it) and when the golden horde appears they decide to declare the invasion of Frisia wich makes no sense because I was on the other side of the world! So I had to destroy them and now there is only the Ilkanate as possibly dangerous rival because I have alliances withe almost all other people. (It's funny to be called in to a war in witch your dynasty fights on bothe sides)
Lightsong Nov 11, 2013 @ 4:38pm 
When you're possessed and believe yourself to be the voice of Jesus when you're the King of Frisia controlling all of UK and almost all of de jure France and Jesus tells you to become Cathar. INSTANT conversion of all of those lands:) Currently using holy wars on EVERYBODY!!!
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