Publisert: 23. desember
Let me just start out with this: EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME IS ANNOYING.
The commentator is annoying. He has a grating, irratating, overly bubbly voice and I want to punch him right in his little commentator face. Here's some snippets of what he says:
"I don't come here to see people driving like my grandma
"Yeah, you might want to be on the platform in this
You can't even turn the volume off! WHAT? You can only turn it to 50%, which is somehow even more
annoying, because it's still always in the background, but it's just so quiet that you have to listen to it to make out the words.
The music is annoying, pretty standard bad classic rock fare. Like the commentator, you can only turn that to 50%.
The sponsor spots are annoying. There are giant inflatable cans of Monster everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Even the menus manage to be annoying, because they somehow commited the cardinal sin of not only making a menu that doesn't look very good, IMHO, THEY FRIKKEN MADE IT UNREADABLE!!!
. Why is is so hard to make menus in non-pop out 3D text? How can you mess up the menus?
The driving's fine. The handling's fine. But everything surrounding it is like being strapped to a chair and forced to listen to Tiny Tim.