Posted: May 4
One of the weirdest and probably the most creative game I've ever seen, this is pretty good, but it is not exactly phenomenal. It has great controls, great sound, awesome crazy graphics, interesting crazy enemies, awesome weapons, awesome combat, and gorgeous graphics. It is weird and ♥♥♥♥ed up akin to the likes of a Nine Inch Nails video because lord knows Trent Reznor is a ♥♥♥♥ing weirdo. It has great sound: on my 5.1 surround sound speakers it sounds great: the sledgehammer horse pounding into the ground makes my floor vibrate and the peppergrinder machinegun blasting shots off sounds like booming thunder. One of the coolest things about it are the weapons and how they act and look when you upgrade. You get a butcher knife, a hobby horse (like a sledgehammer), a pepper grinder (machinegun), and a boiling tea kettle (like a grenade launcher). Their graphic effects and attacks change as you level them up, becoming more and more cool looking. It is also pretty long, around 15-20 hours or so, which is a nice change because most dumbass SP games are barely over 8 hours anymore. The art design is amazing. It really is a great looking game. It's definitely worth its $20 price tag, and a must buy if you can catch it on sale. Also make sure you google how to easily remove the 30fps cap for a far more enjoyable smooth 60fps experience.