Red Alert 3 should not have been branded as Red Alert, it would have been better off as a spin off like Generals. RA3 is nothing like RA2 or RA1. Let's be honest here, it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meant for eSports, and chasing the eSports crowd and money was a terrible idea for this series. Game suffers from ♥♥♥♥♥♥ map designs, overspecialization (every single unit just has to have an unique ability or toggle) and they junked the resource harvesting from previous games for a more ♥♥♥♥♥♥-friendly economy, the forced co-op is pointless (FORCED CO-OP!) but... it's still fun. I appreciate the over-the-top and cheesy acting in the cinematic cutscenes and the great soundtrack, runs perfectly on modern systems too. Now, where the ♥♥♥♥ is the remastered version of Tiberian Sun and Red Alert 2, EA?

Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3, the game that answers the age-old question: What would happen if Einstein's time machine was hijacked by an over-caffeinated history buff? Well, strap yourselves in, because this game doesn't just break the fourth wall; it shatters it into a million tiny pieces and then uses those pieces to build a time-travelling tank.

Let's talk about the storyline, shall we? Picture this: You've got your Soviet Union, your Allied Forces, and a brand-spankin' new Empire of the Rising Sun thrown into the mix. Oh, and did I mention there's a mad Soviet Premier, a scheming Allied commander, and an Emperor who's apparently mistaken feudal Japan for a robot factory? Yeah, that's the kind of narrative we're dealing with here.

Now, gameplay-wise, Red Alert 3 is like a strategy buffet where everything's been seasoned with a healthy dose of insanity. You want to command an army of bears? Done. How about unleashing dolphins armed with sonic weapons? No problem. And let's not forget the pièce de résistance: giant floating fortresses that wouldn't look out of place in a steampunk fever dream.

But wait, there's more! The game's live-action cutscenes are the cherry on top of this absurd sundae. From Tim Curry hamming it up as Premier Cherdenko to George Takei commanding a fleet of giant transforming robots, it's like watching a B-movie marathon hosted by your favourite cult actors.

In terms of strategy, Red Alert 3 is both accessible and deep, like a kiddie pool that unexpectedly drops off into the Mariana Trench. Sure, you can spam tanks and overwhelm your enemies with sheer numbers, but why do that when you can unleash a squadron of airborne bears armed with flamethrowers? The possibilities are as endless as they are ridiculous.

In conclusion, Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 is the kind of game that reminds you why you fell in love with strategy games in the first place. It's chaotic, over-the-top, and about as historically accurate as a time-travelling T-Rex wearing sunglasses. So, grab your favourite faction, fire up the Tesla coils, and prepare for a wild ride through the wackiest war in gaming history. Just remember to bring your sense of humour – you're gonna need it.

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Gemma Atkinson.

I played a good amount of this game back when I was in high school, in the good ol' days. Compared to other RTS games out there, this one was my favorite! Sure there is a little bit of cheesing and can be different but I truly enjoyed all aspects of this game. By far the best of all the games in the series in my opinion anyway.

The animations are awesome but everything else lacks A LOT. The acting is quite poor compared to RA2, unit movement is very clunky which makes strategies almost impossible. Story line was okay i guess. every female character was over-sexualized which made me uncomfortable in some places where the acting was extremely poor. RA2 captured just the right amount of that part. Over all its like generals and zero hour but a little worse.

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One of the best RTS games ever. Awesome campaigns, great online play.

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