The Dojo Master Feb 25, 2013 @ 6:44am
Which specimens could you take on in real-life?
Clots, Bloats, Gorefasts, Crawlers, Sirens, Husks, Scrakes, Fleshpounds... or even the Patriarch (You must be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ed insane!)?

Personally for me, Clots and Crawlers are the only ones that seem to be in my league... Any other specimens are too much for a hassle for me to handle. I have an assorted array of kitchen knives and a metal baseball bat in my home, so I would have a fair chance at least... before being mutilated by these things.. What about you?
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Frag Sandwich Feb 25, 2013 @ 8:03am 
Clots definately, I could outsmart them or bash their heads in with a bat or something... But I doubt I could take a large mob of them on at once. Same goes for crawlers. If I had a firearm of some sort I might be able to take on Gorefasts and Stalkers.

Anything other than those and I think I would need a bigger arsenal... And probably a tank for the Patriarch.
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Captian Cockblock Feb 25, 2013 @ 8:26am 
Really depends what I have at my disposal, like Sandwich said, with what I have lying around the house I could kill nothing more than clots and crawlers. But if I had some stronger ♥♥♥♥ layin' around, I could graduate to gorefasts, bloats and stalkers.
Fawcks Feb 25, 2013 @ 10:54am 
give me a golden katana and i'll be making the fleshpound fist himself
brett1890 [U-E] Feb 25, 2013 @ 11:12am 
Originally posted by Cloud Chaser the Sea Poni:
give me a golden katana and i'll be making the fleshpound fist himself
you know making one out of real gold would make for a very terrible sword
Sasana Feb 25, 2013 @ 12:54pm 
Give me a Prochete and I shall bring victory.
Captian Cockblock Feb 25, 2013 @ 2:53pm 
Originally posted by brett1890 U-E:
Originally posted by Cloud Chaser the Sea Poni:
give me a golden katana and i'll be making the fleshpound fist himself
you know making one out of real gold would make for a very terrible sword

Go to hit a clot, it just bends the other way. "Well damn"
yo760 Feb 25, 2013 @ 3:21pm 
Originally posted by Cupcake:
Give me a Prochete and I shall bring victory.
You mean Tickler right?
Rem Feb 25, 2013 @ 3:29pm 
Originally posted by yo760:
Originally posted by Cupcake:
Give me a Prochete and I shall bring victory.
You mean Tickler right?
Why do people look down on the machete, it's not that bad of a weapon if you actually know what you're doing. It's all some have been using lately since HoE has become a joke, gotta challenge yourself some how.
yo760 Feb 25, 2013 @ 3:31pm 
Originally posted by Remulzan:
Originally posted by yo760:
You mean Tickler right?
Why do people look down on the machete, it's not that bad of a weapon if you actually know what you're doing. It's all some have been using lately since HoE has become a joke, gotta challenge yourself some how.
I only call it the tickler because I made a joke a while back about it having such low damage, that it just tickles the specimens, and they die of laughter, it is actually a good weapon and I myself enjoy it, and know exactly how to use it, I just tend to save for the axe.
[BWC] R-M-Evans Feb 25, 2013 @ 3:35pm 
Probably every single one considering in real life, the glock 21/SKS/AR-15/Remmington 870/M92FS would blast them away with a single bullet....



But since this is KF, I would take a foam baseball bat to the clot/crawler/stalker/gorefast

(Gorefast considering all you have to do is parry the 1 arm attack since they make no use of the other, nor can they bite you since they lack a mouth)
yo760 Feb 25, 2013 @ 3:41pm 
Originally posted by C.Z. Widowmaker 6:
Probably every single one considering in real life, the glock 21/SKS/AR-15/Remmington 870/M92FS would blast them away with a single bullet....



But since this is KF, I would take a foam baseball bat to the clot/crawler/stalker/gorefast

(Gorefast considering all you have to do is parry the 1 arm attack since they make no use of the other, nor can they bite you since they lack a mouth)
Are you sure about that? Did you think about Flesh Pounds/maybe Scrakes?
Rem Feb 25, 2013 @ 3:44pm 
Originally posted by yo760:
Originally posted by C.Z. Widowmaker 6:
Probably every single one considering in real life, the glock 21/SKS/AR-15/Remmington 870/M92FS would blast them away with a single bullet....



But since this is KF, I would take a foam baseball bat to the clot/crawler/stalker/gorefast

(Gorefast considering all you have to do is parry the 1 arm attack since they make no use of the other, nor can they bite you since they lack a mouth)
Are you sure about that? Did you think about Flesh Pounds/maybe Scrakes?
Considering that a fleshpound if full of metal to help make it the perfect super soldier, I doubt many pellets or bullets would penetrate him well unless you shoot in his mouth or abdomen.
As for the scrake, it would be easy enough to land a shot on.
[BWC] R-M-Evans Feb 25, 2013 @ 3:44pm 
Its all skin and bones.

Although, you could consider that the Fleshpound could have metal plating, but a 7.62x39 round and close range is going through it without any problems.

Plus, the Scrake only has a resistance to pain, this doesn't make him invincible, but simply immune to small grade damage like blunt force and minor cuts.
[BWC] R-M-Evans Feb 25, 2013 @ 3:45pm 
Also, if you took out the kneecaps to the Fleshie, and then busted out his elbows, he is done.

Because I heavily doubt those are made of metal, and even then. This is why we have cars to smash them :D
Rem Feb 25, 2013 @ 3:46pm 
Inb4 the fleshpounds from the kf beta came with chaingun arms.
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