Posted: April 23
After playing the Killing Floor series for over 700 hours I personally believe I've achieved the right to give my personal views and thoughts on the series itself.
This review will also have my completely terrible and obnoxious reasons on why Killing Floor deserves my meaningless score.
I think it's safe to say that the British Wannabees at Tripwire Interactive do not give 2 actual ♥♥♥♥♥ about graphics and specs hence why the recommended specs are alot lower than the average specs of other popular games on Steam. This game however has graphics that are a steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥ with repeatitive gameplay as well and with voice acting so bad that it's almost so ♥♥♥♥ing good. Though Killing Floor does have list of flaws consideribly longer than David Cameron's ♥♥♥♥♥ and completely irrelivant speeches, this game has achieved such a massive fanbase just enough to keep it flooded with screenshots, mods, artwork, friendly fans and videos.
So how did Killing Floor become so successful you ask? It's a really good question but simple to answer, this game is possibly one of the most clever games ever created due to the fact it's not one of the games where you try to get the other side of the level and re-stock on supplies then trying to get to the other side of that level or trying to gather supplies and making gangs and being a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruining other people's experience with that game. On the FLIPSID3, there are games which grind a new game nearly every year which shoves loads of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your face than there are fanboys on majorly popular games such as Team Fortress 2.
Now I'll be on about the gameplay of Killing Floor, for obvious reasons you can see how this series can get really repeatitive quickly but it seems to draw you in each time when you load it up even after it's gone past to the extent of being new and different. There is loads of hope and joy in the game when you finally destroy the Patriarch on a Hell on Earth 6 Man match to the time when you find yourself trying to clutch the last actual non-boss wave as a Medic with 3 Fleshpounds attempting to slap your sexy ♥♥♥ is still absolutely fun I suppose it goes towards to this mystical sense of spirits or something congratulating you making you want to play more long after most games which would surpass their enjoyment points. Killing Floor's true achievement gameplay wise goes towards to the creative minds of the community, you can play on maps made entirely of cakes and sweets to using custom weapons such as RPGs to ♥♥♥♥ up Fleshpounds and trash zeds in anyday of the week.
One thing I'd love to say before I close this fustercluck of a ♥♥♥♥♥ review is that what really makes Killing Floor stand out in the Zombie/Survival games arena has just got to go to the community. I've got to say this again, the amount of custom maps,weapons,skins,community made zeds is absolutely brilliant and big props go towards Tripwire Interactive taking in feedback and developing Killing Floor where it is today is absolutely phenomenal.
But the distinctive lack of foxes makes me mad so I'll give this game a 1/10.
Actually Killing Floor is a phenomenal series so I'll give it 9/10.