Pubblicata: 18 aprile
My god..this game. This game is by far the worst game ever I have ever played in my entire life and what will be the rest of it. I gave a positive review to Bad Rats, a game about terrorist rats that massacre and desecrate cats among other animals. But.. this f-ucking game, this game is the worst thing I have ever lied my eyes on. I after downloading it for an excessive amount of time as it is way too large for a game that has no content I started it up just to see I had to spend another 45 minutes in the game launcher installing patch and updates. I started a character, FPS dropped almost instantaneoulsly. I saw before my eyes,the worst game ever, terrible graphics, disgusting rendering, the worst optimization of any game, even of all games by Unity combined. It was like looking at a dead baby fetus get cut open and sucked through a sick persons mouth. It was the most disgusting and revolting thing I've ever laid my eyes on.
I changed the graphic settings and options to lowest. Now,keep in mind, I can run Arma III on high perfectly fine around 30 frames-per-second, but this game even on the main menu on several graphical settings, I can only run it 10-15 laggy fps at times, the mouse stutters and it feels like my brain is being put through a blender. I can feel the heat of the game, the complete aftermath of the warmth of the aspect of radiation surrounding the game after getting completely and brutally ♥♥♥♥♥. I started the tutorial only to see my frames per second drop to 1-3 at a time. I felt like I was getting several blows of a metal bat to the head. I felt light-headed, queazy and nauseous. I felt the pain and my stomach drop like someone had a knife at my throat, ready to end my life, if that was the real situation,at this point,I would've wanted to die.
The game was popping up with blaring alerts and irritating notifications while the volume was excessively loud even though I had it at a regular level. I saw someone running but when I tried to press WASD, the game was stuttering and trying to keep up with the horrific graphical settings. I could barely set a foot forward when the unexpected happened. One of the worst games and terribly looking and shouldn't require any processing power completely crashed after a 2-4 minutes freeze. It was just looking at someone get murdered,it was pathetic and sad. I started it back up,after waiting almost 15 minutes trying to get back to the tutorial,I finally set foot out,it was popping up with random messages that were laggily appearing and disappearing, sounds were going on and off while horribly acted and scripted voices were yelling at me like a few immature autistic kids acting out a play on a playground. It wasn't worth it. All of this was not worth the torment I was being required to suffer through to even play the tutorial for more than five minutes. I was barely just moving around aftering getting yelled pointless instructions at me when the unexpected happened again. It f-ucking crashed again.
I wasn't sure if I could start it up again,it felt like my head had just been cleared. It was as if I was experiencing the worst headache that anyone was to suffer to date and it was instantaneously cleared with no side effects. The game was closed, I didn't think I could handle anymore, I hovered my cursor over the uninstall button craving the pleasure of clicking it and ridding this blight from my PC,my life and as I hoped, my memory. I looked back,thought maybe..just maybe I could suffer through such crucial torture, one more time. I started the game up,feeling droggy. It was as if I was all of a sudden drugged,it felt like I was beaten,thrown into a vehicle,droven miles out to nowhere and thrown out in a field. I felt empty,alone, this game made me feel worse than I can even describe with words,no matter what I see in an enemy, no matter how much I hate someone even with the largest amount of malice,never in my life would I wish someone to have to suffer through the pain that is playing this disgusting excuse of a game. Looking through which seemed to be at this point blurred vision, I saw the horribly designed and just plain gross menu screen. I felt the horror of my past, every memory that seemed to be low points in my life,the horrific memories,I saw myself so desperate at this moment,even craving these moments in exchange at any moment for the release of this pain.
All I wanted now was the sweet release of death, to die rather than see another moment of this game as I clicked on a button to join a match after struggling for several moments trying to sluggily getting through a plethora of banners and ads. I managed to get through it like a maze meant for masochism and pure struggling and frustration. I had finally joined a match,I was okay,I got through it. I made it, I finally made it through the amount of torture I could finally experience. I finally met my complete and full capacity for pain and torture and I was done. I thought I was done through all of this,my frames per second were at zero but I was fine now,I was alright, I could give up now. I had such a high thrist for death, never in a million years I would've thought I could desire this so greatly but at this moment, I was.. and now, it was the only thing in my life that I truly wanted. Then the most depressing and relieving thing coinciding together happened. The game crashed.
I was rid of the pain. I was rid of the sorrow that this game was. I felt like crying but it felt like my memories had been partially exasperated, that the truly evil things in life were gone, the rest of my life would seem to be easier, to be a cake walk, because I had barely made it through this journey that is Alliance of Valiant Arms and I survived after being completely physically exhausted. I was emotionally exhausted. And finally, I was to the fullest extent, mentally exhausted. I had never had such a desire for everything to just fade away, the desire for it all to be quenched. Though,I was relieved and possibly a future patient of post-traumautic stress disorder now after experiening this long and bitter journey. I was done. I felt sorrowuful but I slowly installed the game watching it's memory and mark it left on my computer disappear..forever.So I only have one thing to say to this gam- no, this excuse for a bit of space in this world, this direct spawn of Satan. The most miserable thing that has ever crossed the plane of life and this Earth. "F-uck you!"