I regret everything.

It's jank. It's playable. It's painful. Get over it you little sl*ts. Sorry, this review needed that RWS-type edge that this game never really got.
No need to review bomb when every single living organism knows this game is a piece of ♥♥♥♥♥. But then again, I don't think the publisher OR the developers care! I think they are all defunct. So this is just an echo chamber! But either way, Running With Scissors (still operating) HATES this game. They actively disown it. They even gave it away for free at one point, for hells sake. Anyways $6 isn't even that bad. If you don't want to waste a fiver, it'll probably go on sale again. I got it dirt cheap when it was reinstated. Probably a dollar, honestly. But on a base level, the game functions and runs well on modern systems so I can't say it wasn't entirely optimized. If you already knew about Postal III, then you knew what you were getting into. You asked for trash and you got it! People who are new to the series, play Postal/Postal Redux/Postal2. They are much better and are mainline games. With that being said, Cory Cruise is a good Dude. Props to him for lending his voice. It may be the one redeeming factor of the game.

at least my pc can actually run this crap lol, its fun and hilariously corny. If you're here to take it serious i have bad news for you, this games doesn't take you serious. Give it a try while its only 1.01$. You guys have played worse games and guarantee some of you have fortnite installed so quit complaining.