Posté le : 2 mai
I should have listened to all the bad reviews for this game and not bought it, but not for the reasons I thought...
when I started the game it was stuck at 1080 x 800 p or something like that. which means I could not get it to go fully full screen no matter how hard I tried.
I was ok with this though. to me the gameplay was worth it, enough to bypass this.
then I found out how the music just wouldn't play much outside missions menu's and combat. again I was ok with this.
I was even ok with the fact that most of the voices did not work forcing me to read subtitles.
I imagined everyones voices pretty well in my head.
but then came the thing I was not ok with. I call it the stupidly complicated frustrating mission of ultimate ♥♥♥♥♥♥*t!!
it starts of with you entering a science base. I totally messed up at the stealth but got in anyway. I thought the game was quite forgiving, and I was so so wrong...
right after getting in and watching a cutscene I am told to lead these big tanky infested zombie things to a military base.
and they one of THE most rage inducing stupid enemy designs ever!
they can run faster then you, chuck stuff at you with perfect aim and worst of all their close combat attacks track you. its like they have hacked aimbot into their fists!!
sure you can doge them if you run around like a mad man like i did, but to really hurt them you need to hit them with close combat combos, and when you do they just go "NOPE F*CK YOU!!" and interrupt it with an attack that is faster than yours.
then they stunlock you until you are nearly dead. so the game ever so helpfully recommends that you kill them for more health. you could always try to kill other things for more health like enemy soldiers but they like to focus on you and only you.
so when you do try that they beat the sh*t out of you until have have as little health as you started with.
but the mission... oh the mission you fight them on is so much worse...
first 3 of them come in and you have to kill them all, then 8 more after that and 10 more after that!
all the while alex mecer (main guy of the story. the one you play as) is saying stuff like "bring more! ill kill them all!" and "i could take on a 100 more!" NO YOU CANOT YOU STUPID LITTLE BABY! NOW SHUT UP!!
so then after running around in circles like a mad man while the miltary shoots them like I did, or you somehow mange to kill them by yourself (in that case I am in awe of you!) you are told to blow up a bunch of fuel tanks to kill the stunlockers of doom, by using the rocket launchers and granade launchers that are impossible to aim, while somehow not getting stonlocked to death.
once you do that it triggers a cutscene were the zombie monsters are killed by the explosions.
only moments before they were face tanking 12 rockets at once!! so the fuel tanks explode the monsters die, and alex mercer stands right there as the ENTIRE BUILDING FALLS ON HIM!! without taking a scratch when ingame rockets do hurt him!!
the players reward for all that? a smug c*cky grin from alex mercer and bullets in your face as more soldiers shoot you right afterwoods.
just die already you stupid game and stupid baby face alex mecer!
3/10 already anyoing issues, game crashes for some,it won't even start for others and controller breaking frustration.